follow imamericancer at http://twitter.comTumblr (3.0; @alisaurusbot)http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30q4wkRQh1rp59c5o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raised-by-tv.tumblr.com/post/21767752952/liz-lemon-30-rock-on-the-proper-preparation-of">raised-by-tv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>-Liz Lemon, 30 Rock</p> <p>On the proper preparation of chili.</p> </blockquote>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/24097118807http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/24097118807Wed, 30 May 2012 19:35:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvipbemsl71qkk3uyo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/24097003624http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/24097003624Wed, 30 May 2012 19:34:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt06wYMEO1qk8t2to1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt06wYMEO1qk8t2to2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://karmaplus.tumblr.com/post/15841066351/our-story-is-the-story-of-the-universe-every">karmaplus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small><strong>“</strong>Our story is the story of the universe. Every piece of everyone, of everything you love and everything you hate, of the thing you hold most precious, was assembled by the forces of nature in the first few minutes of the life of the universe, transformed in the hearts of the stars or created in their fiery deaths.<br/><br/>And when you die, those pieces will be returned to the universe in the endless cycle of death and rebirth. What a wonderful thing it is to be part of that universe. And what a story, what a majestic story.<strong>”</strong></small></em></p> <p><small><strong>Professor Brian Cox, Wonders of the Universe.</strong></small></p> </blockquote>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/24096832784http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/24096832784Wed, 30 May 2012 19:32:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rf3652Go1qi3ol2o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/23650553214http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/23650553214Wed, 23 May 2012 21:45:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m327g1v1KG1qcm8jdo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/23573363227http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/23573363227Tue, 22 May 2012 18:36:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2t3diAsaF1qzhb13o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22759300283http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22759300283Wed, 09 May 2012 21:49:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32a3aAk3A1qcf9ito1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22757007850http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22757007850Wed, 09 May 2012 21:16:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo10_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo11_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo12_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo13_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo14_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo15_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33jmvnIdP1qzlfumo16_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seibei.tumblr.com/post/21854818365/sirmitchell-these-shirts-and-more-are-now">seibei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.sirmitchell.com/post/21854611200/these-shirts-and-more-are-now-available-at">sirmitchell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These shirts and more are now available at <a href="http://www.threadless.com/madeby/sirmitchell/?streetteam=sirmitchell">Threadless.com</a>! </p> </blockquote> <p>nice one! </p> </blockquote> <p>Lincoln is so cute!</p>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22756953045http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22756953045Wed, 09 May 2012 21:15:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32cuaO2Pn1qcf9ito1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32cuaO2Pn1qcf9ito2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahweddingideas.tumblr.com/post/21869981994/an-engaged-couple-had-muppets-created-just-in-time" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahweddingideas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>An engaged couple had muppets created just in time for their engagement session, how cute!</p></blockquote>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22695331979http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22695331979Tue, 08 May 2012 21:47:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltj1mqty9u1qi23vmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22694452684http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22694452684Tue, 08 May 2012 21:35:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m201tv2Gk71rpyqeqo1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22694164754http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22694164754Tue, 08 May 2012 21:31:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31uboaQ4f1qbxo6jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22539249134http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22539249134Sun, 06 May 2012 15:34:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08qs64LXz1ql2w40o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22516317368http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22516317368Sun, 06 May 2012 09:37:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39w4yPc2n1qzcj1mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://notalkingplz.tumblr.com/post/22102380016/whos-in-this-photo-nobody-thats-a-castle-door" class="tumblr_blog">notalkingplz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Who’s in this photo? Nobody. That’s a castle door handle. Brilliant facial recognition Facebook, you idiot. </p></blockquote>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22516132675http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22516132675Sun, 06 May 2012 09:33:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2j9gb4N2z1qao9ufo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22341002211http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22341002211Thu, 03 May 2012 16:42:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uocfWCtX1qzueljo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cowgirl.tumblr.com/post/21526869644/a-little-windy-in-south-dakota-today">cowgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A little windy in South Dakota today;)</p> </blockquote>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22222879351http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22222879351Tue, 01 May 2012 18:18:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rx3p3Eqc1qlhbw7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rx3p3Eqc1qlhbw7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22169803935http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22169803935Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:49:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2npc4AfWv1rodbnso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chicagopast.com/post/21388191738/more-information" class="tumblr_blog">chicagopast</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribune_Tower">More information</a></p></blockquote>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22168792611http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22168792611Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:35:42 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pwwwv2Z61qksua0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22168302962http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22168302962Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:29:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p9s3tPpn1rnrcl7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://-uhhleeseeuhh.tumblr.com/post/21403338610/kristenwiigswig-im-laughing-so-hard-facebook" class="tumblr_blog">-uhhleeseeuhh</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kristenwiigswig.tumblr.com/post/21351885512/im-laughing-so-hard-facebook-thought-my-knee-was">kristenwiigswig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m laughing so hard facebook thought my knee was a face</p> </blockquote> <p>AHHHHHHHHHHHH</p></blockquote>http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22166624163http://alisaurusbot.tumblr.com/post/22166624163Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:08:18 -0500