Today, on the ride to school, I almost got physically ill at the sight of a chinstrap beard. Thanks, ugly man.
I think a cool name for a dog would be Charlton… like Charlton Heston. Maybe when I get a dog I’ll name it that.
I just realized my boobs look better from the side.
So the other day I had this thought: I wish I had the power to knight people. Then there would be Sirs and Dames running all over the place, and the world would be so much more proper.
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I love this.
me: how do you ship a dog by air? steve: just like they did in Operation Dumbo...
Bad day so far
Woke up super late Left purse at home, which contains my wallet (which contains my license and money) and the food I packed for the day, and book for entertainment. Couldn’t find good parking at school. Have to sit 7 hours between classes with little entertainment. Though I did find out that it only takes me 18 minutes from wake up til I’m out the door. My dad was at school...
This is why you're fat. →
For none of these reasons am I fat.
I started a blog. HA. I’m so uninteresting, and now it’s out there for the world to see!